Commentary:
"Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate 'I totally forgot, but here's a last-minute surprise' 
Who needs a calendar when you've got strategic procrastination skills? 
#RomanticSlacker"
Related Funny Quotes 
- It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.
- Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!
- Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.
- Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.
- What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?
