💾 Save Image Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day. Feb 5, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate 'I totally forgot, but here's a last-minute surprise' 😅💘 Who needs a calendar when you've got strategic procrastination skills? 📆 #RomanticSlacker" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day. Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency! Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: couple, day, days, forget, forgot, home, humor, i, love, only, pretend, relationship, valentine's, Valentine’s Day