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"Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate 'I totally forgot, but here's a last-minute surprise' 😅💘 Who needs a calendar when you've got strategic procrastination skills? 📆 #RomanticSlacker"

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60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

76 shares on X this month:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

58 shares on WeChat this month:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

62 shares on X this month:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

How do I un-know people?

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Making waves on Facebook:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Just shared via YouTube:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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