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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.
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Libraries: the OG internet where whispering was the only search engine! 📚🤫😄
After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.
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Ah, the irresistible call of comfy sweatpants and unlimited snacks 😂🍕🔕
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.
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RIP Times New Roman, the true OG font 🖋️👑. Arial and Calibri might be the cool kids now, but they'll never know the struggles of indents and margins like you did! 😂📚
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.
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Adopting the invisibility filter option: Annoying people begone! 😂👻✨
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.
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When you finally realize the laundry pile is secretly multiplying at night… 🧺🔄🧦