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Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" 😂🍿📺
No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.
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When your potential is more elusive than your missing socks 🧦🤔😂
Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.
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Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack 🍕😴🎉
Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?
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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷♂️📚
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.
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Time to skip straight to the napping championships at 2 p.m. every day! 💤🏅😴
I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.
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Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣
If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.
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Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.
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Must be rough being this good-looking… beauty is such a blockable offense! 😎😂🔒
Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.
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Sleep tight, gentlemen! For the rest, may your sleep be as complicated as your love life! 😴🤦♂️💤