Commentary:
"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"
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Commentary:
"That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"Topics: aging, aging process, am, avoiding, avoiding sunlight, being, costs, dark, dark humor, fine, humor, i, place, process, sarcasm, saying, self-deprecating, storage, sunlight, wine -
Commentary:
"At least my GPS and I have one thing in common—we're both lost! 🚗🔄🤔 #LifeRecalculating"Topics: direction, every, GPS, hour, humor, i, joke, life, navigation, recalculation, technology, told -
Commentary:
"When your patience clock hits 0, but the day clock is stuck on eternal daylight savings! 🌞⏰🙃"Topics: day, end, end of day, frustration, humor, impatience, joke, left, much, patience, sarcasm, time, why -
Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage" -
Commentary:
"Guess I’d be the kind of stalker who misses the 'sneak attack' and ends up asking if we can reschedule! 🕵️⏰😂" -
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp"Topics: activity, back, digital, digital life, hi, humor, internet, internet humor, know, leaving, life, me, media, online, online activity, place, returning, self-deprecating, social, social media, stupid, user
