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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.