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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Spotted on Messenger:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Trending via Telegram:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Making waves on Facebook:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Making waves on Threads:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Live now on X:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Making waves on Facebook:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Being gentle is like wearing pajamas to a black tie event—unexpectedly rebellious! 😄🕊️🎩

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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2 months ago

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Social media is mental suicide.

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2 months ago

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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2 months ago

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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2 months ago

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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4 months ago

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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2 months ago

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92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

92 shares on X this month:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

75 shares on Threads this month:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

85 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Making waves on YouTube:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Just shared via YouTube:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Going viral on Twitch:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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