Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.