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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”