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Life is weird and then you die.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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