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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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