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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.