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Looks like even the mold thinks I’m a fungi! 🍄😂
Author Archives: slickboy
Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.
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Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
I have an addiction to pattern recognition.
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Sounds like a dotty situation, but I'm seeing spots in joining you on it! 🤓🔍🎨
Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?
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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
Unpopular activity: minding your own business.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: ignoring everyone else's drama! 🙉🤫😎
Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.
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This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! 🍿😂
“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Looks like I'm on the "work at all" plan 😅🛋️💤
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.
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Looks like my milkshake comes with a side of free labor! 😂🥤💪