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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ถ Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" ๐Ÿคฃ #CentaursGotCentaurProblems



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