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6 months ago
Share →: Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Commentary:
🎶 "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Pokémon Go" 🎵 Ah, a modern twist on a classic tune! Who knew that 90s pop music and augmented reality games would make such a catchy combo? Just imagine a line dance where instead of 'Cotton-Eyed Joe,' you've got trainers spinning around in search of that elusive Pikachu! Wherever they came from, chances are they're on the hunt for Char
6 months ago
Share →: A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Commentary:
🚪💭 "A little sign under the doorbell that says, 'think twice, adventurer.' Translation: 'Abandon all hope (or at least your itchy feet) ye who enter here!' 😂⚠️🧭"
6 months ago
Share →: When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Commentary:
"Talk about reaching new heights even in the afterlife! ⛰️💀 Who knew Mount Everest could be the ultimate final resting place for those who aspire for greatness, even in death! 🏔️😄 #LifeGoalsInDeath"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Commentary:
"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring old slide when you can have a dinosaur ride to wrap up the day?! 🦕 Just imagine the looks on your coworkers' faces as you cruise past them in style! Definitely an epic way to end the workday, for sure! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Commentary:
🍝🍫 "Forget the Chocolate River, I want a Marinara River ride at Wonka's spaghetti factory! Talk about getting saucy in style 💃🏻. Just watch out for those meatball rapids! 🌊😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Commentary:
"Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"
6 months ago
Share →: The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic words sure to spark a wild adventure! 🗺️✨ Who needs a map when you've got a shortcut up your sleeve? 🛤️😄 Just remember, sometimes the scenic route is half the fun! 🌄🚗 #AdventureAwaits #ShortcutShenanigans"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"
6 months ago
Share →: Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Commentary:
"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"