Funny anxious quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, you've cracked the secret to turning anxiety into 'anxie-tea' with a side of coffee! ☕️😅 #BeanThere"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

  Commentary:
  "Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁‍♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

  Commentary:
  "Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you're exhausted from the week's hustle, and the next you're anxiously dreading Monday's return 🤯 It's like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of 'What in the world just happened?' confusion thrown in for good measure! 😂 #WeekendScamAlert"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of our complex brains – caught between apathy and anxiety! 🤔💭 It's like we're starring in a never-ending sitcom called "The Mind Games." 😂 #Overthinking101 🧠🙈

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