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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Going bananas on X:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Going viral on Discord:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Funny anxious quotes bring a lighthearted twist to those jittery moments we all know too well 😅✨ They turn nervous energy into laughter, making anxiety feel a little less heavy and a lot more relatable 😂💭 Whether you’re overthinking or just having one of those days, these witty lines remind us it’s okay to smile through the chaos 🌪️💙 #StayCalmAndLaughOn

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

3 weeks ago
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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

1 month ago
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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

1 month ago
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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

1 month ago
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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

1 month ago
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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

1 month ago
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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

1 month ago
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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

1 month ago
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Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Shared recently on X:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Just landed via Discord:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Shared recently on Threads:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Just shared via Facebook:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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