Funny anxious quotes

• I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, anxious, description, entertainment, humor, i, just, making, me, movie, Netflix, please, read, start, streaming, technology, watching, while

• I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, anxious, caffeine, coffee, edge, feeling, humor, i, morning, morning routine, mug, relief, routine, stress, stress relief, take, think

• Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, anxious, day, exhausted, exhaustion, humor, irony, leisure, relaxation, scam, spend, stress, weekend

• I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxious, coffee, comparison, hot, humor, i, making, me, men, preference, relationship, still

• I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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  4 weeks ago

  analogy, anxious, back, deep, depth, humor, i, inside, layers, myself, onion, peel, personality, self-perception, smaller, think

• Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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  4 weeks ago

  anxious, day, exhausted, hell, humor, irony, reality, scam, spend, stress, weekend

• Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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  4 weeks ago

  answering, anxiety, anxious, apology, communication, email, humor, i, ignored, late, late response, minutes, procrastination, response, spending, three, weeks

• Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, anxious, brain, confusion, everything, existential, humor, i, matter, need, nothing, thought

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