Funny anxious quotes — Wordgag ツ

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Commentary:
“Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? It’s all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! #CoffeeLoversAnonymous”

1 month ago

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Commentary:
“Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! #OnionLayersOfEmotions”

3 months ago

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Commentary:
“Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you’re exhausted from the week’s hustle, and the next you’re anxiously dreading Monday’s return It’s like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of ‘What in the world just happened?’ confusion thrown in for good measure! #WeekendScamAlert”

3 months ago

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Commentary:
“Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? #ProcrastinationGameStrong”

3 months ago

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of our complex brains – caught between apathy and anxiety! It’s like we’re starring in a never-ending sitcom called “The Mind Games.” #Overthinking101

3 months ago