17 Funny appointment quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

  Commentary:
  "Secure your spot in the dental chair pronto, unless you want your dentist dreaming more about yachts than your plaque! 🦷⛵️ Don't let procrastination be the root canal of all evil! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like even your teeth are trying to avoid their fate! 🚫🦷 Maybe your dentist needs a lesson in personal space… 😂 #ToothEscape"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

  Commentary:
  "Off to the eye doctor to get some much-needed attention… Normally, it's my eyes doing the looking, not the other way around! 👀😂 #RoleReversal #EyeSeeYou"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe doctors should just set their clocks half an hour ahead 🕰️ so they can be fashionably late AND on time at the same time! ⏳😄 #DoctorTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

  Commentary:
  "Trying to catch some Z's but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted"

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