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Sounds like you need a pop star's permission to get a coffee break 😂☕👀
173 Funny around quotes
What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?
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Trying to bribe my brain with ice cream and cat videos 😹🍦📺
When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.
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Following a squirrel tour guide like it's leading a wildlife vacation: "Next on our tour, the majestic trash can!" 😂🐿️🗺️
My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.
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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂
Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?
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When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.
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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶♂️🤨✨
Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”
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When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️♀️🧹🧦🔍