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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂
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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?
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When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.
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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶♂️🤨✨
Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”
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When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️♀️🧹🧦🔍
Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.
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"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
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Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.
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Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!
The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.
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Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼
Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.
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With all these clowns, you'd think we'd at least get a free circus show 🤡🎪😂