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Funny bad day quotes

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

2 months ago

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

3 months ago

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

3 months ago

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

3 months ago

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

3 months ago

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

3 months ago

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

3 months ago