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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Share →: Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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"Ah, the mystical power of knee-slapping to revive technology! 🤯⚡️ Who knew that our very knees held the key to prolonging battery life? Science at its finest, folks! 💁‍♂️📺 #KneeSlapMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Looks like it's time to plug in and recharge! ⚡😴 Don't let your body run on low power mode for too long, or you might start glitching out! 😂🔌 #NeedMoreSleep
6 months ago
Share →: Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Commentary:
"Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Reported on Telegram:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Going viral on Threads:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Trending via WeChat:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Making waves on Telegram:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Making waves on Slack:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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