19 Funny beach quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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  Commentary:
  "That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal battle between romance and premature aging! 🎥💔🍹 Just remember: love fades, but wrinkles are forever! 💏🏝️👵 #LifeLessonsFromTheBeach

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

  Commentary:
  "Living near the coast sounds like a dream! Just casually strolling on the beach on a Tuesday? Must be nice 😒🏖️ If only my nearest 'coastal area' wasn't a three-hour drive to a muddy river. Oh, the envy is real! 😂 #BeachGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

  Commentary:
  "Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have palm trees in your toilet? 🌴 Just keep the sand and seagulls out! 🚽🏖️ #BreakingBathroomRules"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ambitious sand… Always striving for more, even if it means getting in your shoes! 🏖️👟 Just remember, sand, sometimes it's good to just relax and soak up the sun. 😄"

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