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16 Funny beach quotes

Funny beach quotes bring a splash of humor to your seaside escapades! 🏖️😂 Whether you’re lounging in the sun, dodging seagulls, or marveling at the ocean, these quotes capture the whimsical side of beach life. Dive into some light-hearted fun and let these quotes add a touch of laughter to your sandy adventures! 😎🌊

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

2 weeks ago

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

2 months ago

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

3 months ago

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

3 months ago

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

3 months ago

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

3 months ago

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

3 months ago

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

3 months ago

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

3 months ago

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

3 months ago

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

3 months ago

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

3 months ago

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

3 months ago

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

3 months ago

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

3 months ago

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

3 months ago