12 Funny blue quotes

• My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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  2 days ago

  after, blue, bonnie, Bonnie Blue, comparison, here, humor, laundry, load, machine, over, taking, washing, washing machine

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  1 month ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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  2 months ago

  activity, alcohol, blue, casual, day, drink, drinking, excessive, got, humor, humor quote, i, me, recreational, red, roses, social, social activity, thinking, time

• Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, blue, humor, i, listen, loud, music, neighbors, noise, playful, red, rhyme, rock, rock music, roses, too, violets

• We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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  2 months ago

  blue, coat, conversation, cremated, cremation, day, family, having, humor, i, joke, mother-in-law, said, tea, want, wit

• Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, blue, blue shirt, forklift, funny situation, job, shirt, situation, stockroom, Sue, unexpected, unexpected job, Walmart

• Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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  2 months ago

  attention, blue, galaxy, humor, overheating, owner, planet, plate, small, tectonic, tectonic plate, vehicle

• I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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  2 months ago

  blue, creative, creative project, fun, funny idea, garden, Google, Google Maps, home, home improvement, i, idea, improvement, maps, outdoor, outdoor fun, pool, project, spread, tarpaulin, want

• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, blue, chew, hate, humor, i, poem, red, roses, roses are red, sounds, violets

• I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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  2 months ago

  blue, blue tick, communication, exactly, humor, i, interest, leave, media, people, relationship, social, social media, texting, tick, WhatsApp

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