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Funny blue quotes

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

2 months ago

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

3 months ago

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

3 months ago

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

3 months ago

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

3 months ago

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

3 months ago