Commentary:
"Oh Sue, if only my fashion faux pas came with a user manual… 🤦♂️👚💼 #FashionistaDriver #NotSoForkful"
Funny blue quotes
Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
Commentary:
🌏🚗 Oh dear, it seems like Mother Earth is feeling a bit overheated from all that tectonic plate activity! Maybe it's time for a planetary pit stop and some cool-down time in the cosmic garage. Attention, dear planet owner – your ride needs some TLC! 😉 #EarthMaintenance #CosmicCarTroubles
I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.
Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!
I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.
Commentary:
"I keep the blue tick on WhatsApp as my own little passive-aggressive statement 🕰️ I want people to know that my lack of response was intentional, and also that the ball is in their court 🏀😄 #ReadAndIgnored"
We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
Commentary:
"Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"
I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.
Commentary:
👮♂️👟 "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol