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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Spotted on Twitch:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Trending via TikTok:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Going viral on Slack:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Trending via WeChat:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Spotted on X:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Funny Bob quotes bring a burst of laughter and good vibes to your day 😂🎉 Whether you need a quick chuckle or a witty comeback, Bob’s hilarious wisdom never fails to brighten the mood 🤪✨ Dive into a world of quirky humor and unforgettable punchlines that’ll keep you smiling all day long 😎🔥 Ready for some fun? Let’s get those funny bones tickled! 🦴🤣

New funny Bob quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Commentary:
🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
6 months ago
Share →: My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Commentary:
"Looks like Bob's friends missed the memo that 'bob' is also a verb! 🤭 Maybe they're too busy bobbing for apples or bobbing their heads to a catchy tune. 😜 Hanging out with Bob must be quite a 'bob-sled' ride – up and down, but never a dull moment! 🎢"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
6 months ago
Share →: Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Commentary:
"Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname." 🤣 Sounds like Robert is just reinventing himself with fancy aliases! Bobbing and weaving through life with a touch of sophistication. 🕺 #NicknamesGalore #IdentityCrisis
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Commentary:
Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Commentary:
Looks like autocorrect just gave Bob some fancy new appendages! 🦶🌟 May the force be with his unique choice in characters! 😂 #AutocorrectFail

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Reported on YouTube:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Just landed via WeChat:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Making waves on WeChat:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Going viral on Reddit:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Just shared via Threads:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Just shared via Facebook:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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