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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.
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Feb 28, 2025
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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Jan 27, 2025
All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.
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Jan 26, 2025
It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.
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Jan 26, 2025
You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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Jan 22, 2025
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.