Funny brown quotes

• Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, brown, daily, daily life, days, dog, fox, humor, humor style, lazy, lazy dog, life, mood, personality, quick, quick fox, style

• How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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  4 weeks ago

  after, apple, brown, cut, humor, joke, mind, never, question, take, time, turn

• White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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  4 weeks ago

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• All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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  1 month ago

  brown, Greg, guy, humor, leaf, nature, observation

• It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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  1 month ago

  banana, brown, brown spot, family, food, giving, humor, life, mistake, morning, parenting, son, spot

• You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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  1 month ago

  brown, brown rice, calendar, cooking, egg, food, humor, management, perfect, perfectly, rice, tell, time, time management, timer

• If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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  1 month ago

  anime, anime hair, brown, brown hair, color, color dysmorphia, dysmorphia, frustration, getting, hair, hair color, hair frustration, i, imagine, much, pissed, real

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