44 Funny caffeine quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe coffee is addicted to me?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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