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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to β€œJust Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named β€œMatt”, then you are Matt.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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β€œAI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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β€œBaby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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