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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

Everyone is getting idioter.

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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