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  • Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

    Commentary:
    Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with ‘Closer’ was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂

  • The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

    Commentary:
    “Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan”

  • It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven’t found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles”

  • When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you’re having pun! Let’s hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨

  • One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

    Commentary:
    “Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! 🎉😅 #AgingGracefully”

  • I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

    Commentary:
    “Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷‍♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck”

  • Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs enemies when you’re already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend”

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