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Funny closer quotes

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I think I'm closer to retirement than to a relationship.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025