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21 Funny comment quotes

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Posted on6 months ago

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Posted onFeb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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