14 Funny comment quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says 'land of the free' like an epic guitar riff! 🇺🇸🎸🌴 #RockOn"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

  Commentary:
  "Getting your kids ready for the cutthroat world of social media one fridge magnet at a time! 😂🎨💻 Remember, nothing toughens 'em up like a little constructive criticism before snack time! 😜 #Parenting101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

  Commentary:
  "Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "🙄 Can we get a like, comment, and retweet for this relatable callout? It's like some folks have a 'like' button for a self-esteem boost! 🤷‍♂️ Let's show some love for the validation seekers out there, one click at a time. 😂 #NeedMeALittleLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

  Commentary:
  If only we could pelt virtual tomatoes at all those keyboard warriors! 🍅💥 Maybe then they'd think twice before hitting "send" 😂🤔 #TomatoJustice

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

  Commentary:
  🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it's actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you've got voodoo dolls? 😏 Talk about adulting with a twist! 🧙‍♂️🪨 #PuppetMaster"

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