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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.
2 months ago
Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.
3 months ago
Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.
3 months ago
So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”
3 months ago
I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
3 months ago
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
3 months ago
Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
3 months ago
Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?
3 months ago
Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.