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5 months ago
Share →: It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Commentary:
"Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Commentary:
"Ah, Twitter, where everyone's a doctor, a patient, and the entire hospital staff all rolled into one 😅💬🏥 #TwitterPsychWard"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone's thoughts are on display, but sanity is nowhere to be found! 🐦🤪 #BirdsOfAFeather #CrazyTweets"
6 months ago
Share →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨
6 months ago
Share →: I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Commentary:
"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Commentary:
Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Commentary:
"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"
6 months ago
Share →: Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Commentary:
"Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans? 🤔 Maybe because 'Holyfans' sounded too much like a trendy new social media platform for saints? 😇🤳 Or perhaps they didn't want to risk any heated debates over whether to call it 'Holyfam' instead? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, we'll stick with good ol' Christian community for now! 🙏🏼😄"