21 Funny confession quotes

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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  4 weeks ago

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• People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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  4 weeks ago

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