14 Funny confession quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

  Commentary:
  "Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

  Commentary:
  "Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

  Commentary:
  "Admitting mistakes is for amateurs! I'm only professionally flawless 😜🦄✨ #PerfectlyImperfect"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

  Commentary:
  Ah, so it appears that the infamous "villain era" defense is making a comeback in today's courtroom drama! 🦹‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ We can only wonder what mischievous deeds were carried out during this questionable phase. Your honor, could it be that the defendant's cape and twirling mustache were mere fashion statements of the times? 🎩👀 #VillainEraChronicles

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

  Commentary:
  🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like I have the superpower of invoking love confessions! 💖💨 Beware, my charming presence can be quite intimidating. 😏 #LoveConfessionMagnet"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It was me, I let the dogs out.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we finally found out who was responsible for letting the dogs out! It wasn't the cats, the birds, or even the squirrels – it was you all along! Let's hope they don't hold a grudge for getting busted. Just remember, in the future, keep a closer leash on things before your furry friends start causing a canine commotion! 🐶🚪🔓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

  Commentary:
  "Making sure even the priest remembers you in prayer 🙏😇! Because a little fame never hurt, right? 😂 #confessiongoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

  Commentary:
  "No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety"

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