Funny confession quotes

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Confession: If you've ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

It was me, I let the dogs out.

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025