43 Funny cost quotes

• My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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  2 months ago

  being, cost, expensive, family, getting, humor, me, nice, parenting, relationship, teen

• Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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  2 months ago

  attention, cost, financial, humor, i, joke, pay, poor, self-deprecation, sorry, witty

• You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, cost, dental, dental visit, dentist, expenses, fear, humor, know, mature, maturity, pain, visit

• If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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  2 months ago

  bedtime, child, cost, cost effective, effective, endless, endless energy, energy, humor, i, parenting, supply, tired

• Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anytime, cost, dress, fashion, fun, fun activity, humor, retail, retail therapy, same, shopping, therapy

• TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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  3 months ago

  age, cheaper, comparison, cost, humor, literally, observation, older, only, price, technology, thing, TV, TVs

• “Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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  4 months ago

  birthday, birthday party, cat, climb, climbing, community, cost, friend, friends, i, inconvenience, myself, party, repeat, six, stairs

• I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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  5 months ago

  activity, cost, costs, dollars, free, free time, hobby, i, lawn, management, mowing, need, new, time, time management, zero

• I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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  5 months ago

  blame, cemetery, confused, confusion, cost, cost of living, death, expense, funeral, humor, inflation, joke, living, price, prices, raise

• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  5 months ago

  cost, cost of living, economy, expensive, food, food price, humor, i, inflation, irony, just, living, love, minimum, minimum wage, policy, price, raise, wage, wage policy

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