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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.
I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.
If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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3 days ago
Share →: If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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"Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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"Excel-erating my wild side! 📊😜 #SpreadsheetSavage"
1 month ago
Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
1 month ago
Share →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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"When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelPanic"
2 months ago
Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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"Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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"Imagine logging in to Pornhub and seeing your personalized 'Year in Review' playlist… 🎶🔞 Well, at least you'd know your top 'artists.' 😂 #TMI #StatsDontLie"
5 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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"Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"
5 months ago
Share →: Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server? 🤔💻 Next time, skip the waiter and head straight to the tech-savvy server for the real specials! 😉🍔 #TechHumor #DiningDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Commentary:
"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"