615 Funny day quotes

• Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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  1 week ago

  before, crazy, day, even, good, good day, humor, morning, opening, try, web

• Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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  1 week ago

  calling, coworkers, day, drugstore, fired, first day, humor, joke, new, pharmily, pun, working, workplace

• I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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  1 week ago

  anything, bad, bad hair day, black, black cape, cape, day, hair, humor, incorrect, incorrect part, incorrectly, lights, me, never, parted, sadness, salon, seen, self-deprecation, under, wet, wet hair

• Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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  2 weeks ago

  bath, care, day, dog, dog owner, funny moment, knowing, looking, lovingly, moment, owner, pet, pet care, pet owner, ruin, ruin day

• The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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  2 weeks ago

  break, cat, day, home, humor, i, isolation, me, needs, office, only, pet, reason, relationship, staring, work, work from home

• Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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  2 weeks ago

  cooperating, cute, day, face, humor, self-deprecation, struggle, today, trying

• Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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  2 weeks ago

  attire, day, every, fitness, humor, joke, just, personal, personal trainer, shorts, trainer, want, wear, work, workplace

• Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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  2 weeks ago

  autumn, blanket, comfort, cozy, day, indoors, just, last, movy, relaxation, season, sitting, sofa, summer, tea, watching

• “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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  2 weeks ago

  alone, courtesy, day, extend, hope, humor, i, leave, me, procrastination, same, seize, thank

• A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, enough, expectations, experience, General, great, having, humor, irony, old, parenting, rule

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