Funny quotes design

14 Funny design quotes

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

3 days ago

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

2 months ago

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

3 months ago

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

3 months ago

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

3 months ago

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

3 months ago

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

3 months ago

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

3 months ago

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

3 months ago

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

3 months ago

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

3 months ago

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

3 months ago

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

3 months ago

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

3 months ago