16 Funny design quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

  Commentary:
  Are these chairs designed by aliens trying to imagine what humans are? 😂🪑🛸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! 🤔💪 Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' 😂 #JustHumanThings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🏠🤣 Talk about a spot-on description! It's like they looked at those rolls of paper and thought, "Yep, that's definitely for the walls!" 🖼️🔨 Kudos to the genius behind the name "wallpaper" – they hit the nail on the head! 🪓👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

  Commentary:
  "Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"

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