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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Making waves on Telegram:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Going viral on Messenger:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Just shared via Twitch:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Spotted on Reddit:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Going bananas on X:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I probably think this song is about me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Going bananas on Telegram:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Just shared via YouTube:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Trending via Snapchat:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Going viral on X:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Freshly posted on X:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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