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2 months ago
Share →: The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Commentary:
"Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! 🤔💪 Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' 😂 #JustHumanThings"
5 months ago
Share →: Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! 🏠🤣 Talk about a spot-on description! It's like they looked at those rolls of paper and thought, "Yep, that's definitely for the walls!" 🖼️🔨 Kudos to the genius behind the name "wallpaper" – they hit the nail on the head! 🪓👏
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Commentary:
Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist
5 months ago
Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Commentary:
"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"
5 months ago
Share →: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Commentary:
"Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"
5 months ago
Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Commentary:
"Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"
5 months ago
Share →: You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have palm trees in your toilet? 🌴 Just keep the sand and seagulls out! 🚽🏖️ #BreakingBathroomRules"
5 months ago
Share →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Commentary:
Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀