119 Funny disappointment quotes

• I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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  28 minutes ago

  daily, daily life, disappointment, everyday, house, humor, i, life, mean, mirror, self-image, self-reflection

• I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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  2 hours ago

  again, breakup, date, dating, disappointment, expectations, hear, humor, i, love, man, me, relationship, right, think

• There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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  3 hours ago

  calorie, diet, disappointment, eating, expectation, food, good, humor, refund, taste

• So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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  3 hours ago

  $10, 000, disappointment, expectation, frustration, humor, looking, money, tired, wallet

• And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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  6 hours ago

  disappointment, expectation, getting, humor, me, money, rich, unexpectedly, week

• You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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  6 hours ago

  disappointment, humor, irony, me, self-deprecation, spell, wordplay

• I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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  9 hours ago

  2008, disappointment, employer, expectations, future, headshot, humor, i, job, job search, LinkedIn, search

• Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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  11 hours ago

  again, belief, disappointment, humor, i, irony, mistake, regret, told, trust

• That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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  12 hours ago

  bourbon, bourbon chicken, chicken, disappointment, food, food disappointment, food taste, good, i, mall, mall food, only, order, same, swear, taste, toothpick

• Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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  13 hours ago

  autocomplete, disappointment, entertainment, finish, help, humor, movie, name, Netflix, streaming, technology, tell, typing

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