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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Reported on YouTube:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Live now on TikTok:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Live now on Pinterest:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Just landed via Instagram:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like β€œI had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Funny disappointment quotes turn life’s letdowns into laugh-out-loud moments! πŸ˜‚πŸ’” Whether it’s ordering a fancy meal that looks like a side dish, getting excited for plans that get canceled (again), or realizing being an adult isn’t as fun as it looked on TV, these quotes remind us that disappointment might sting β€” but it’s also pretty hilarious. Because when expectations crash and burn, at least we can laugh at the ashes! πŸ˜†πŸ”₯πŸ“‰

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, β€œI’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to β€œJust Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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