Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered? Posted on7 minutes ago
It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil. Posted on14 minutes ago
As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations. Posted on47 minutes ago
Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts? Posted on8 hours ago
I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian. Posted on14 hours ago
That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode. Posted on15 hours ago
If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Posted on1 day ago
I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.” Posted on1 day ago
Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents. Posted on2 days ago
So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though. Posted on2 days ago
I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. Posted on2 days ago
I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day. Posted on3 days ago
I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday? Posted on3 days ago
I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again. Posted on4 days ago
There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected. Posted on4 days ago
I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment. Posted on4 days ago
How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left” Posted on5 days ago