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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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