81 Funny end quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

  Commentary:
  🤣👊💥 Imagine Jackie Chan turning an IKEA warehouse into the ultimate battleground, dodging attacks with a Billy bookcase and swinging a Lack table like a pro! And after a whirlwind of chaos, he emerges victorious with a fully assembled Malm bedroom set – now that's some next-level flat-pack martial arts mastery! 🛋️🛏️🔧

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! 💐🧾 #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! 🎣😇 Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" 🚫📖 Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote 📺, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! 😂 #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

  Commentary:
  When your Mother-in-Law's stories always end with "And I turned out OK," you can't help but wonder 🤔 if there's a hidden plot twist waiting to be revealed! Like, seriously, who's gonna break it to her? 🤷‍♂️😂 It's all in good fun, right? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

  Commentary:
  “Insulting people, but in a good way. Because why be mean when you can be sassy with a hint of kindness? 😂👏 #SassyButClassy”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue… that I don't have time for! ⏳⌛️ Don't make me wait longer than it takes to microwave popcorn for the dramatic conclusion! 🍿😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the magic of adulting – where a simple request can lead to a one-way ticket to the couch! 🪑😴 Just another reminder that growing up comes with its own set of rules… and furniture arrangements! 🛋️✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue, they say… but so is finishing tasks before you lose your mind! 😅 Looks like there's always an extra supply of daylight lingering when your patience is running on low batteries. ⏳🌞 #JustAnotherDayInPatienceLand"

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