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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Making waves on YouTube:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Making waves on TikTok:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Going viral on Discord:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Just landed via X:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Making waves on X:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Just shared via Slack:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Shared recently on Discord:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘‍♂️
4 weeks ago
Share →: Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Commentary:
"Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"
1 month ago
Share →: Food gives you energy to nap more.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout plan I can chew on! 🥐💤 #NapOlympics"
2 months ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
2 months ago
Share →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Commentary:
"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Commentary:
"Basically, we're all just jittery meat tornadoes powered by beans! ☕🍌😂"
3 months ago
Share →: People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Commentary:
"Yeah, I'm over here feeling like a rechargeable battery with a hole in it! 🔋🕳️🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Commentary:
🎳🥞 "Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It's all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you'll strike gold (or at least brunch)." 🎳🥞
5 months ago
Share →: Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Commentary:
Looks like she took your advice quite literally and gave you a boost in a can! 😂🥤 Who knew solving relationship problems could be as simple as cracking open a cold one! 🤷‍♂️ #energydrinksfixeverything

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Breaking via Instagram:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Spotted on Telegram:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Just shared via Telegram:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Making waves on Telegram:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Trending via WeChat:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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