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Looks like this husband might need a crash course in reading between the silent treatment lines! 🤐🙈😂 #CommunicationBreakdown
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- Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.
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- People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
- People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.
- Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.
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Ah, the beauty of embracing your uniqueness and oddities! 🦄✨ It's time to ditch the norm and let your quirky flag fly high. After all, who wants to be even when you can be delightfully odd? Embrace the oddness in you and watch the magic unfold in the second half of your life! 🌟 #EmbraceYourOddity -
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"Let's be real, caffeine and bacon are the unsung heroes keeping us all in check ☕🥓 Imagine the chaos if everyone was left to their own devices without these culinary superheroes! 🦸♂️🥓 #CoffeeAndBaconToTheRescue" -
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Looks like the government's idea of fun is definitely out of this world… 🛸👽 Talk about taking the thrill out of UFO sightings! Seems like even ET needed a permit to visit Earth now 🚫👾 #BoringAliens -
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"Ah, the rare talent of impressing oneself with embarrassing moments – a true mastery of self-surprise 😳👏 Who knew embarrassment could be so impressive? Keep setting the bar high, even if it's with blush-inducing remarks! 🤣" -
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"Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic" -
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"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes" -
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"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems" -
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Looks like someone found a creative way to settle the score with the police! 📸💸 Nothing beats a clever response to a photo radar ticket, turning the tables in style! Next time, maybe they'll try accepting payment in witty retorts instead! 😂 #TicketPaidInStyle
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- Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?
- Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
- I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
- I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.
- Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.
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