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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.
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When your college fees get you a library card, but the internet's like, "Welcome to the dark side, we have PDFs!" 😂📚💻
Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
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Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣
I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.
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Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅
No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.
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Lost in my own mystery tour! 🕵️♂️🤔✨
Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?
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Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨🍳🤣
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.
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Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂
I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.
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Trying to figure out planet Earth like it's a level 100 escape room! 🌍🧐🚀