27 Funny except quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! 👸🏽🕵️‍♂️ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of vacation – where your mind drifts away to a tropical paradise, but your bowels remain firmly grounded in reality! 💩🏖️ Just when you thought you could leave all your worries behind, your bowels kindly remind you they're not taking a break anytime soon. Happy travels, and may your digestive system be ever in your favor! 😆✈️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning, fellow sleep-deprived parent! 🌞😴 Looks like your baby is running on a unique time zone of their own! ⏰👶 Who needs coffee when you have baby wake-up calls every few hours? ☕️😆 Wishing you some uninterrupted sleep soon! 💤😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! 😴🐦 Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee ☕️ #SleepyHead"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

  Commentary:
  "Dance like nobody's watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus…because you never know who's checking their list twice! 🎅🕵️‍♂️🙏 Keep those moves holy, secure, and definitely festive!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic social media mystery: Are they talking about me or nah? 🤔 Just remember, not everything is about you…except maybe this post. It's like a virtual game of hide and seek, but with a sprinkle of sass! 😉 #SocialMediaDrama

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