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53 Funny face quotes

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

3 weeks ago

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

1 month ago

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

1 month ago

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

1 month ago

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

1 month ago

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

1 month ago

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

3 months ago

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

3 months ago

Double chins are better than double faces.

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

3 months ago

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

3 months ago

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

3 months ago

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

3 months ago

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

3 months ago

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

3 months ago

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

3 months ago

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

3 months ago

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

3 months ago

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

3 months ago