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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇧🇊 has bookmarked:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Just landed via WeChat:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Seen just now on Threads:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ģ has shared:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Đ has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ģ has copied:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ī has viewed:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Going viral on Instagram:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Breaking via Threads:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Trending via Messenger:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Going viral on X:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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