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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.
When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.
I hope this email punches you square in the face.
She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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4 days ago
Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Commentary:
"When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
2 months ago
Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Commentary:
"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"
3 months ago
Share →: Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Commentary:
"Your nose is truly the 'scenter' of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It's where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Commentary:
"Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! Just casually blending in with the wall like a modern-day urban chameleon 🦎. Who needs small talk when you can have a deep conversation with the paint? 🎨 #WallflowerWisdom
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal truths of life: death will come knocking, and Princess Diana's radiant face will always grace the magazine aisles, reigning supreme! 👑💀📰 #ForeverRoyal"

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