37 Funny fantasy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

  Commentary:
  Haha, well, at least your realistic self-awareness is on point! 🦄🤣 Maybe you should stick to races within the realm of possibility for now!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

  Commentary:
  "🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless feud between humans and storybook wolves continues! 🐺📚 Bet that wolf wishes they had a therapist on speed dial for those lingering nightmares about you. Just imagine the therapy sessions: 'So, Mr. Wolf, tell me more about this pesky human from The Neverending Story…' 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

  Commentary:
  "In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fantasies of wild adventures when a good night's sleep is the real dream come true? 😴💭 Sweet dreams are the new sexy! 😄💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

  Commentary:
  "The end of Twitter is like a never-ending journey to Mordor… Did Tolkien forget to include this in 'The Return of the King'? 🤔🧙‍♂️✨ #TwitterQuest"

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