Funny final quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, if it isn't the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I'll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the tension is truly weaving its way into your life, isn't it? 🧵🕰️ Just think, soon you'll be able to spin yarns about acing your final exam like a master weaver! 🌟 Best of thread-luck to you! 🍀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

  Commentary:
  🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

  Commentary:
  "Finally hitting the snooze button for eternity 💤⏰ Who says you can't sleep in peace? 🪦😴 #RestInEternalSnooze"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

  Commentary:
  "Taking therapy to a whole new level: from patient to therapist hunter! 🦸‍♂️💥 Final boss defeat achieved – My life may be a trainwreck, but at least I'm the conductor! 🚂😂"

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