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13 Funny final quotes

Funny final quotes bring the perfect dose of laughter to any goodbye or closing moment πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you’re signing off a speech, ending a story, or wrapping up a day, these witty one-liners add a cheeky twist that’ll leave everyone smiling πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰ Ready to turn your farewells into unforgettable punchlines? Let’s dive into the world of humor that sticks with you long after the last word! πŸŽ€πŸ˜„

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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