12 Funny final quotes

• For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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  11 hours ago

  act, again, always, breakup, contact, final, final act, humor, i, irony, love, memory, never, think

• The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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  2 months ago

  anything, being, cleverness, easier, final, hack, humor, intelligence, just, know, level, life, life hack, pretending, smart

• Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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  2 months ago

  boss, family, family joke, final, final boss, humor, incompetence, joke, literally, sibling, sibling humor, siblings, weaponized, weaponized incompetence, youngest, youngest sibling

• The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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  2 months ago

  act, birthday, communication, final, happy, humor, irony, love, relationship, texting

• Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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  2 months ago

  ceremony, final, final rose, humor, rose, rose ceremony, roses, sarcasm, thank, thank you

• Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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  2 months ago

  biological, biological clock, clock, dating, deadline, final, humor, men, pressure, prove, relationship, weakness, worthiness

• The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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  2 months ago

  being, emotional, emotional state, final, humor, independence, irony, listen, loneliness, love, love song, mind, point, relationship, single, singleness, solitude, song, stage, state

• Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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  2 months ago

  absent, absent father, actually, boss, daily, daily presence, day, distance, dynamics, emotional, emotional distance, emotional unavailability, emotionally, every, family, family dynamics, father, father figure, figure, final, humor, life, lol, met, parent-child, parent-child relationship, presence, relationship, sucks, unavailability, unavailable

• When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, death, executioner, filibustering, final, final words, humor, irony, just, me, procrastination, words

• I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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  2 months ago

  craft, exam, final, final exam, humor, looming, qualification, study, weaver

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