33 Funny flirting quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

  Commentary:
  "Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, birds have been mastering the art of seduction long before humans – who knew their chirping was just a clever ploy all along! Now I’m imagining a bird composing a catchy tune with lyrics like, 'Wanna perch on my branch tonight? Tweet me back, baby!' Ah, the avian version of a love song – nature truly is full of surprises!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t hate me, date me!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haters when you can have daters? Turn those frowns upside down and swipe right to a happily ever after with this clever mantra – Don't hate me, date me!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: Amateur Detective 👀🕵️‍♂️ 'Is that so?' – the classic clueless flirt maneuver! 🔍😂 Keep the mystery alive!"

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