Funny following quotes

• The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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  3 days ago

  ability, able, exactly, female, female intuition, following, girl, guess, guessing, humor, intuition, media, relationship, social, social media

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

• Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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  2 months ago

  conclusion, conclusions, essay, following, humor, necessary, question, why, writing

• Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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  2 months ago

  ancient, better, Chinese, Chinese philosopher, following, fuk, Fuk Yu, humor, i, improvement, joke, life, life improvement, much, philosopher, philosophy, wisdom, yu

• Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cats, following, funny activity, give, humor, humorous, humorous quote, kitchen, me, meowing, pet, pet humor, spend, today, treats

• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  2 months ago

  90, animal, animal behavior, around, behavior, companionship, daily, daily life, dog, following, humor, life, living, living with pet, mouth, owner, pet, pet owner, watching, wondering

• I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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  2 months ago

  addicted, breaker, breaking, following, humor, i, irony, maker, rebellious, rule, rule breaker, rule maker, rules, self-awareness

• Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, bad, career, dreams, following, humor, i, job, job market, market, unemployment

• You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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  2 months ago

  beginning, call, communication, following, i, internet, need, nostalgia, technology, web

• Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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  2 months ago

  anytime, around, care, confidence, day, deodorant, following, humor, i, me, personal, personal care, scent, sexy, stranger, switch

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