You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you've heard the following: "Get off the web, I need to make a call!"

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the internet and landline phones had to battle it out for attention in households! 🕸️☎️ Talk about a power struggle between being connected online and being connected through a phone call. Imagine the chaos when someone wanted to Google something while someone else urgently needed to call grandma! 😂 #InternetNostalgia

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"