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  1 month ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

  Commentary:
  "Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the internet and landline phones had to battle it out for attention in households! 🕸️☎️ Talk about a power struggle between being connected online and being connected through a phone call. Imagine the chaos when someone wanted to Google something while someone else urgently needed to call grandma! 😂 #InternetNostalgia

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"

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