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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Going viral on Facebook:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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Funny food preference quotes

Funny food preference quotes serve up a delicious slice of humor 🍕😄, celebrating all the quirky cravings and tasty obsessions we secretly adore 🍔🍦. Whether you’re a pizza fanatic or a salad skeptic 🥗🤔, these witty sayings sprinkle a little spice 🌶️ on our mealtime moods. Ready to snack on some laughter? Let’s dig into the funniest foodie truths that make our taste buds—and our funny bones—dance! 🎉🍩

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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Fries, not lies.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Just landed via Instagram:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

Going viral on Facebook:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Trending via Facebook:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Going bananas on Discord:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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