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2 months ago
Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Commentary:
Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺
2 months ago
Share →: Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Commentary:
Looks like those cashews are on a salty, hunched-over mission—just like us after a long day! 😅🥜 Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to embrace our inner nutty spirit. Keep calm and keep munching! 😄🤪
2 months ago
Share →: Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s got their Halloween humor on point! 🎃🍲 When you can't decide if you're sipping on wellness or just trying to make a spooky pun, bone broth definitely keeps things "bare bones" intriguing. 😂🦴 Cheers to turning culinary trends into comedy gold!
2 months ago
Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Commentary:
Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉
2 months ago
Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays
3 months ago
Share →: The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Commentary:
When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courier—he’s officially become your *pizza mule* 🚴‍♂️🍕😂. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! 🧀😄
3 months ago
Share →: Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Commentary:
🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree
3 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Commentary:
😂🤦‍♂️ "Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?" Classic case of priorities gone awry! Who needs a missing appetite when you have a wandering mind making unexpected disappearances? 🤪 Just imagine misplacing your appetite and finding it curled up with your socks in the laundry basket! 🧐 #LostAppetiteBrainStillIntact
3 months ago
Share →: I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Commentary:
"I may regret the megabytes I've wasted, but I'll always cherish the memories of those adorable cat videos 🐱💻 #PrioritiesInCheck"
3 months ago
Share →: One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"