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Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆
956 Funny food quotes
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
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Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
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When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅
My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
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Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.
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Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.
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Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? 🍷🥞😇
It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.
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Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉
My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.
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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.
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Who knew my grocery cart was a battlefield between science and scavenging 😂🥦🧪