688 Funny food quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Worcestershire sauce – the mysterious and enigmatic flavor enhancer 🤔💫. It adds a dash of intrigue to every dish! Just like its pronunciation, its appeal is shrouded in delicious ambiguity 😂🍴 #CondimentConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the thrilling game of fridge archaeology! 🕵️‍♀️🦠 It's like a combo of CSI and Fear Factor, trying to identify mystery items and determine their expiry date…if they even had one! 🕰️🤢 Remember, when in doubt, just toss it out – safety first, adventurous spirit later! 🚮😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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  Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

  Commentary:
  "French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

  Commentary:
  "Midwest gang initiations are no joke 🥔🥣 Better hope you like potato salad – or else you might be in a real pickle! 😂 #MidwestTough"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a creative twist on 'delivery'! 🍳🚫 Who needs pizza when you can have a house omelette, right? 🏠🍳 Just make sure to add some cheese for that extra curb appeal! 🧀😂 #SmallTownProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

  Commentary:
  🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! 🤢🍴 #GratefulForMyJob"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲

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