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4 months ago
Share →: Sane is boring.

Commentary:
"Who needs sanity when you have creativity and chaos as your BFFs? Sane is for Sundays, let's dance with madness all week long!"
4 months ago
Share →: Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"
4 months ago
Share →: We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Commentary:
Ah, what a nightly ritual! It's like a never-ending performance of the Annoyance Symphony, with each note carefully composed by the maestros of mischief themselves. Just remember, when it comes to annoying each other, practice makes perfect!
4 months ago
Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Commentary:
"Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."
4 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"
4 months ago
Share →: We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Well, they say maturity is overrated, but nothing can quite burst your bubble of sophistication like the irresistible allure of bubble wrap. It's a poppin' good time for all ages!"
4 months ago
Share →: Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Commentary:
"Ah, Tupperware – the cherished guardians of forgotten leftovers, patiently waiting in the fridge until they meet their ultimate fate in the garbage disposal. It's like a delicious time capsule, except the only surprise is whether it's still edible or not!"
4 months ago
Share →: How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic time warp of family vacations – where days feel like minutes until suddenly they start to feel like eons. It's the ultimate test of patience and togetherness, all wrapped up in a sunscreen-scented package. Just remember, every day is a new opportunity for more sunscreen mishaps and memorable family moments!"
4 months ago
Share →: My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Commentary:
"Just when you thought your knight in shining armor would ride in on a white horse, turns out he's actually a tall glass of wine! Who needs sword fights when you have a liquid hero ready to rescue you from reality one sip at a time?"