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6 months ago
Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Commentary:
"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"
6 months ago
Share →: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Apparently, Wham was not concerned about proper sleep etiquette or the importance of a good night's rest! 😴🚫 But hey, at least they had us all singing along with infectious energy! 💃🎶 #MorningGroove"
6 months ago
Share →: Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Commentary:
Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
6 months ago
Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Commentary:
"Who needs party games when you've got conspiracy theories to unravel? 🕵️‍♂️✨ It's like Clue meets X-Files – your family won't know what hit them! Just don't let Uncle Bob start on his Area 51 rant… 🛸👽 #FamilyPartyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Commentary:
Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship 🦆😂 Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! 🦆✌️
6 months ago
Share →: Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Commentary:
"Staying in an Airbnb is like embarking on a mystery adventure – unlock the hidden treasures behind that mysterious closet door! 🗝️🕵️‍♂️ Who knows, you might find a portal to Narnia or just a dusty old vacuum cleaner! 😂 #AirbnbMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Commentary:
"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of festive spirit as we age 🎅🏼🎄 From jingling all the way to jingling until 10pm – who knew bedtime would become the highlight of the holidays? 😂 #ChristmasSeasonInMy40s"
6 months ago
Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Commentary:
🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"
6 months ago
Share →: Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Commentary:
"Finally, someone asking the real questions! 🤔🌯 Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯💥 Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? 🌯🚀 Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! 🎉😂"