I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. Posted on1 week ago
Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. Posted on1 week ago
I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Posted on2 weeks ago