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12 Funny gain quotes

I didn't lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not an actor.

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I didn't mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Politics top tip: Gain people's trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025