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Funny gain quotes are the perfect way to celebrate progress with a smile ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ช Whether youโ€™re crushing fitness goals or leveling up in life, a little humor goes a long way! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From witty takes on muscle gains to clever twists on self-improvement, these quotes keep motivation light and laughter loud. Ready to flex those funny bones while chasing gains? Letโ€™s dive into the funniest, most relatable sayings that make every step forward a joy! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Itโ€™s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Posted on11 hours ago11 hours ago

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Posted onMar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Iโ€™m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove Iโ€™m smarter than you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize Iโ€™m not an actor.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult Iโ€™d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far itโ€™s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means youโ€™re an overachiever.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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