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Funny gain quotes are the perfect way to celebrate progress with a smile 😄💪 Whether you’re crushing fitness goals or leveling up in life, a little humor goes a long way! 😂 From witty takes on muscle gains to clever twists on self-improvement, these quotes keep motivation light and laughter loud. Ready to flex those funny bones while chasing gains? Let’s dive into the funniest, most relatable sayings that make every step forward a joy! 🎉🏋️‍♂️

New funny gain quotes 👇

3 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
4 months ago
Share →: I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Commentary:
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Commentary:
"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"
5 months ago
Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷‍♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Commentary:
"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!"
6 months ago
Share →: My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Commentary:
"Who else feels misled by our childhood expectations? I was fully prepared for a life of dodging secret passageways, but all I got was the ol' weight gain and existential dread combo deal 🤷‍♂️🔮 Keep calm and watch out for that quicksand, folks! It might just be disguised as your daily responsibilities 😉 #AdultingProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about setting the bar high for yourself! 🎉🍔💪 Who knew weight gain could be seen as an accomplishment? Overachieving in all aspects, including the food coma department! 😂👏