46 Funny grocery store quotes

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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  2 months ago

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• Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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  2 months ago

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• For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

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• When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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  2 months ago

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• Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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  2 months ago

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• There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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  2 months ago

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• Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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  2 months ago

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• My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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  2 months ago

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• Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

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• You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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  2 months ago

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